What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:03
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
No way
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...